the tough-as-nails Head Librarian at Middleton Public Library, and his unending struggle against the forces of darkness. Wearing his distinctive, super-thick bottle glasses and armed with an arsenal of powerful weapons, he strikes fear into recalcitrant borrowers, and can take on virtually any foe, from loitering zombies to fleeing alien warlords who refuse to pay their late fees.
And he might also be immortal. That library at Alexandria -- you know, the library? Yup, he worked there.

So, how is it that I'm just finding out about this now? My friendly neighborhood comic seller and I are going to have to have a talk...